It’s no game, it’s a sport. Games are for people who don’t care enough. In sports, you compete to win.
dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’
if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
i hope when im like 80 pokemon will still be a thing so that i can battle and victoriously wreck my grandchildren reminding them who the ultimate trainer truly is
CR1TIKAL FINALLY PLAYED THE SHITTY STAR TREK GAME I LOVE LIFE